The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
Sore throats are a pain in the neck.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
How does a boar sign its name? With a pig pen.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.'
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!