The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A guy wants a divorce. He tells the judge "I cant take it anymore she's out going from bar to bar every night way past midnight" The judge responds "what's she doing"The guy says "looking for me"....
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.