The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Who can beat captain America? Captain Vietnam
Every time my mom burns my grilled cheese sandwich I get a stomach ache... I guess I’m black toast intolerant.
What does Mr Krabs have to do with the periodic table? Agagagagagagag
While my wife was giving birth, I bent down and whispered "You're nearly there, keep going...keep going. Just keep your eyes closed and breathe slow." "Thanks," said the doctor, "I've just never seen a vagina this ugly."
What language is universal to strippers? Pole-ish
I want my 11780 dollars. Dear Bank of America, I just want to find 11780 more dollars in my savings account.Everyone at your bank counted wrong.
I bought my son a drum set today My wife was furious but I was ready to face the re-percussions
What’s the Republicans’ most hated Sesame Street character? The Count
What's a frog's favorite drug? Croakaine. Explains why they're hopped up all the time
Did you hear the one about the gorilla with a food fetish? It's fucking bananas.
What do you call a kangaroo that's exhausted from trespassing? Out of bounds.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up. Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
I used to say jokes out loud when I was a long jumper. One day I crossed the line.
What do you call the rocks kids covered in chocolate? Coco pebbles.I hate this joke.