The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.