The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? Dead, probably...
2 rednecks were talking during their lunch break Trimothy - As soon imma get home gonna take off ma wife panties Bradley - Y’all horny ? Trimothy - Nah , worn them by mistake dis mornin
How many physicians do you need to interrupt the space time continuum? It takes a paradox.
Due to COVID-19, this was the first year I could not go to Switzerland for my summer vacation Otherwise it's due to the lack of money.
I'm with the CIA, AMA! But please comb your hair first, you look like shit.
John Cena's full name is "John Felix Anthony Cena Jr." Didn't see that one coming.
My uncle got an award for not wearing a mask. The Darwin Award.
What would you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster? Your funding taken away and a call from the ethics board.
What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail? Junk mail
Dog and cat on the porch (NSFW mild language) A dog and a cat are sitting on the porch on a hot summer day. The dog looks at the cat and says, "sure is hot today".The cat replies, "HOLY SHIT IT'S A TALKING DOG!"