The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
What do you call a majority of the market share in the north east? You have a MAINEopoly
Boss shows up at a job site Boss: "Bob where were you I've been looking for you since morning!!!!! It's lunch time already!!!!"Bob: "Boss, a good employee is hard to find."
A dad joke Is something that only groan men are allowed to tell.
Two Texan cops arrive at a crime scene... Cop 1, after inspecting the body of the black victim: "I've counted 28 gunshots."Cop 2: "Wow, this might be the nastiest suicide I've ever seen!"
Self-driving cars will never work right. No matter how you try, it will always be buggy code.
On a scale of Alligator to Gorilla.... How shitty of a parent are you?
My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it all the time to show how much it meant to me. One day, I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller's. Unfortunately they told me that my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.It was a sham rock.
Do you know why the earth sucks? Gravity