The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.