The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!

A joke about a shutdown coin factory. Nevermind.It makes no cents.

I just learned how to lock pick Its opened so many doors for me

What is ISIS's favorite dinosaur? A terror-dactyl.

My girlfriend's plastic fork broke while she was eating earlier.... ....Just a tine-y bit. (i was so proud of myself but no one else laughed as much as I did )

The local wig shop got broken into last night They've had to replace all the locks

What would happen if Uranus collided with earth? It would be a pain in the ass.

For Sale: Starter motor for Perpetual Motion Machine. Only used once.

Two Blonde Girls chatting. Blonde 1: I understand how you get Bob from Robert& Bill from William, but how do you get Dick from Richard?Blonde 2: Show him your Pussy.....

Today, someone came into the shop I work in, walked up to me and yelled “I F-ED YOUR MOM!” After that, he ran outside. This was the 3rd time this month! I don’t know why my dad keeps doing this.

Someone just shoved a bomb into a bull's ass. Just abominable.

2.000 light bulbs stolen Investigators still in the dark

If we don't proofread and correct mistakes The errorists win.

I don't know what the big deal is about Black Friday. All Fridays matter.

I tried to find volunteers for a tug of war game during a party, but failed miserably The good players just won't come forward.

Did you hear that more bank robbers have been caught this year than any before in history... It seems the criminals are refusing to wear masks.