The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I recently saw one of those animated pornos that basically makes fictional characters have sex. This one was about a certain famous, big superhero guy in red with an 'i' on his shirt, I can't remember his name. Anyway, the film was surprisingly good and left me thinking, 'that's just fucking incredible'.
Did you hear about the billing-clerk who went insane? He began to hear strange and threatening invoices.
I tried to make a joke about identical frequencies and wave forms. But it really separated the room.I was expecting more coherence.
Two Germans walk into a London pub Two Germans walk into a London pub-2 Martinis please.-Dry?-Nein! ZWEI!
What do you call a fast food company that also manufactures airliners? McDonald's Douglas
What did the termite say after walking into the bar? Is the bar tender here?
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I'm trying to put him off. I'm convinced his life will be in ruins.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'