The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I failed my driving test today. The instructor asked me, “What do you do at a red light?” I said, “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.