The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!