The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My niece is a sophomore at West Point. She's already had five majors, and three Captains and two Lieutenants.
I have green skin, a nose three times the size of the horn on my head, four brown teeth and my neck is covered in furry scales... what am I? Ugly.
Five out of four people admit they're bad at fractions.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.