The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
What do you call a really dumb zipper? A zipshit.
*Walks in on my dad inserting a bullet up his ass* My dad: ''Don't worry, I'm just fucking around''
Has anyone heard about the cemetery for alcoholics? It's haunted by spirits.
A policeman just pulled me over. He came up to my window and said, "papers?" I said, "Scissors, I win," and drove off.I think he wants a re-match he's been chasing me for 45 minutes.
The Clinton Foundation is like my ex-wife. They keep 94% of the money and still don't feed the kids.
What do you call a guy who throws motorcycles? Hurley Davidson
When I was 6 I found out I had a life threathening disease. I had to cover myself in urine once a day to stay alive I am just lucky my brother told me about it
I saw a man fall on the ground and his wife yelled, "Someone call him an ambulance!" So I yelled back "Hey dude, you're an ambulance!" and left. Hope he's ok.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.