The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
My friend self proclaimed that he is the pride of the class I replied, "no wonder you're the biggest dick'this literally just happened, he's speechless and I'm proud of myself
Traffic in New York seems like a mass break up No one is moving on
Why did the atom not laugh at his friend's joke? It was no laughing matter...
I knew a man who poisoned his wife with a pair of scissors. He gave her arsenic.
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Cause they're dead.
What do you call a kangaroo that's exhausted from trespassing? Out of bounds.
Son: *crying* Santa isn't real! Me: of course he is!Son: •sniffle• but I stayed up all night and he didn't comeMe: aw, buddy, •kneels down• he must really hate you then