The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Motel A man checks into a motel. He asks for a queen bed and non smoking. The lady at the desk asks if he has any special requests. The man requests that the porn be disabled. The woman yells at the man "you sick bastard! We only have regular porn here!”
a man stabbed his salad 23 times. he said it was a historical reenactment
How does Gordon Ramsay discern a leopard from a jaguar? ITS FUCKING ROAR!
What has 800 legs and only 16 teeth? The queue at Primark on Monday.
A joke from my 4 year old niece. Why did the snowman go to the doctor?Because he lost his balls
There's shop in the mall selling ice picks, knives, leather gloves, shovels, brass knuckles, ropes, and women's stockings It was called "Accessories To The Crime"
Back in the days, I'd only take just $1 with me to the supermarket and came back with 3 bottles of soda and 2 bags of crisps But these days, there are surveillance cameras everywhere
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct == Dec
What's the quickest way to discard an old bike? Put a lock on it an place it in downtown Vancouver.
How do you beat a diabetic rapper in a rap battle Candy Bars
What did the redneck say when he walked in on his daughter using a cucumber to masturbate? Hey! I was going to eat that later! Now it's going to taste like cucumber.
A policeman knocked on my door. "I need a word with you right now.""OK," I replied, thinking to myself. Then I added: "Got one...'sa*u*sage'."
A teacher draws a cucumber on a chalkboard in a biology class, and asks the students what it is. One student raises his hand and says. “That’s a dick ma’am”The teacher is horrified and runs to the principals office.A few minutes later, the principal walks in.“Alright! Who made the teacher cry? And who the hell drew a dick on the board?!”
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
I saw a lady at the bank checking her balance so I pushed her over.