The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
What happens when you pinch a grape? It lets out a little whine.
What did Drake say after passing gas? Farted from my bottom now it's clearBonus - Sharted from my bottom there's a smear
A couple is arguing and breaking up And he says:- You don't love me because I'm colorblind, right Violet?- You stupid! I told you my name is Amber!!
At the doctor’s Doctor: It seems like your colon is unusually small.Me: How small are we talking?Doctor: It’s about half the normal size.Me: You mean..it’s a semi colon?