The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
It took a while for Americans to get COVID-19. But in China, they got it right off the bat.
When i was a kid, you could go into a store with a dollar and walk out with a soda, 4 candy bars, chips, and some gum... But now, they have security cameras everywhere [not my joke, I got it from somewhere just don't remember where, and it's provably unfunny but it made me laugh a lil]
I got fired from my job at the sperm bank today Apparently dipping your finger in the sample cup and saying “oh this is spicy I actually asked for mild” is frowned upon
When you’re too ugly to be an actor and too lazy to learn an instrument... ...you become a comedian.
Due to the overwhelming backlash, I'm forced to cancel my planned medieval instrument packaging simulator. Players just don't want lute boxes.
After years of digging, two gold rush enthusiasts finally found a small amount of the precious metal It was a miner success
Come on Nancy Pelosi.. you can't just rip one on live television like that
farmer: how many cows got out? **me:** seventeen**farmer:** round 'em up**me:** ok twenty
Bathroom Humour What do you call a person who uses a lavatory on an army base?A Loo Tenant.
Teacher to student: If I gave you a dollar and your father gave you a dollar, how many dollars would you have? Student: One dollar.Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.Student: You don't know my father.(Credit: The Three Stooges)
Beyonce was just telling me the best way to source product for my new pillow-making side-hustle. I was very surprised when she suggested punching a duck in the face. I replied - I didn't know you could get down like that.
In the wake of Hurricane Dorian, President Trump names a new Disaster Assistance Ambassador to The Bahamas. "He's the best. He'll do a great job, believe me." the President said. Ja Rule reportedly accepted the position via Twitter.
Derby winner Medina Spirit turned down an invite to Mira Lago... ...saying if he wanted to see a horse's ass he would have come in second.
My dad has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban at the zoo.
My uncle got addicted to deli meat But I heard he quit cold turkey.