The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
bank account: $1,400 has been deposited into your bank account **me, at Baskin Robbins:** give me Carol Baskin
R. Kelly has been denied bail The judge believed he was a flight risk.
Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you're a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
One friend complained to another, "All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I've lost 20 pounds." "If it's that bad, why don't you just leave him?" asked the second friend. "I'd like to lose another fifteen pounds first."
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.