The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Somebody once gave me advice on dating to “just be yourself” and “be the true you”... ...he was an actor.
South of the border is a sea of violence, hate, corruption, disease, and division I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.
What do you call a serious man with a scythe that sneaks around outside people’s windows? The grim peeper.
I got fired from my job at the marble mine today I kept taking it for granite
A Irishman, Mick goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pain... Doctor: ‟Well I cant find anything wrong with you , it must be the drinking”Mick : ‟Ill come back when you are sober Doctor”
A doctor says to a lawyer "There are plenty of your mistakes covered up with paperwork" The lawyer responds "And plenty of yours covered up with a shovel"
A poem In days of oldWhen Knights were boldAnd toilet lights were dimYou'd hear a splash and then a shout'Oh no! He's fallen in'
I was attacked while vacationing in Russia All I remember was seeing Tsars
It's my cake day, so better post a joke about cakes... Why couldn't the Teddy bear finish his birthday cake? Because he was already stuffed...Sorry, I'll do better next year - definitely Muffin that I will repeat again!
I read that 70% of Earth's population are stupid Good thing I'm one of the other 40% !
A dad joke Is something that only groan men are allowed to tell.
What do you call owl poop? Owly shit
My brother has the hands of a surgeon... And a pending trial for grievous bodily harm.
Apparently 25% of women are on some form of medication for mental illness. 25%! That's horrifying. It means 75% of them are running around untreated!
The farmer A farmer walks upstairs to his bedroom with a chicken under his arm and stands before his wife.“This is the pig I’ve been fucking”His wife rolls over and sees the farmer.“You idiot that’s a chicken”“SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TALKIN TO THE CHICKEN”