The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What happens after you have a beautiful gf, a million dollar car, 100 million in your bank account, several houses and a fit body? You wake up.
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks. Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
I saw a man on a date with his really hot wife and I jokingly asked him how he wound up with a woman so beautiful. He said, I put my hands on her I am a misogynist. I was shocked and bewildered and looked to the wife for an explanation but she turned to her husband and said, honey you have to say "massage therapist".
Today at the gym, i asked a girl what her new year's resolution was She said ''Fuck you''so i'm pretty excited for 2022
Why do girls always have the last word in an argument Cause their the ones with a period
There was a lizard that lived in my back yard who lost his tail. After weeks of observation, the tail just wouldn’t grow back. I’m not sure what the science is behind this, but I’m sure it was just a reptile dysfunction.
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
"Call me Delta Airlines cause I can't handle your extra baggage!"
Women should not have children after 36-really, 36 children is enough.
My wife is furious at our next-door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard. Personally, I'm on the fence.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.