The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My mom always said I was like a punctuation mark I am an exclamation mark when I should have just been a period.
An argument between a couple GF: I'm tired of you pretending to be a detective, we should split upBF: good idea, we'll cover more ground that way
Wife: Hey, guess this "What always increases, but never decrease?" Husband: Your weight?
Reports of terrible flooding in Pakistan Authorities fear it was the work of a suicide plumber
I actually overdosed on anxiety pills a few minutes ago I’m not too worried about it
I saw a mosquito flying over my head and i caught it Then, I took off its wings and I shouted to it "Go Fly!"but it didnt fly.Conclusion: Mosquitoes go deaf when you remove their wings
Cardi B’s sister used to spy for the Russian government, but refuses to talk about it publicly They call her ‘Cagey B’
Donald Trump and Michael Pence are having a race from the roof of a very tall building. They both decide to jump down, as it’s the fastest way down. Who wins? Society
A snail witnessed two turtles collide and have an accident. He was asked what he saw.... He said, "I'm not sure, it all happened so fast."
Did you hear the CVS receipt joke? Sit down and get comfy. It’s really long.
My neighbor shingled my roof for free He said it was on the house
A couple friends and I are opening a chicken wings restaurant called the "Right Wing Cafe." We don't actually sell any wings, we just complain about other wing places.
Who'd want to be Trump's security guard ? \- you shout "Donald, Duck" & everybody would just laugh
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.