The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.