The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
I've been sucking up to my boss at work to get a raise, so I told her she looked nice and I liked her perfume. She just started screaming and yelling "how'd you get in my house!?!". Now I'm in a cop car. Think I'll still get it?
Why was the high wire artist denied insurance? Outstanding balance.
What's the difference between a nun in church, and a nun in the shower? One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
I once woke up in the middle of an operation. “Doctor, thank goodness you’re awake! The patient is dying!” My fellow surgeons told me.
If we don't proofread and correct mistakes The errorists win.
What do you call a crocodile on drugs? You call it a crackodile. (I’m sorry)
At the doctor investigating my stomach issues, I was asked if I had a family history of stomach issues I said “why yes, diarrhea runs in my genes.”
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.
Sales are down, so my boss asked why the greeting cards aren't moving. I told him it's because they are stationary.