The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!

What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!'

What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.

A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.

A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!

Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!

My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.

I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can.

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.