The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
A guy goes into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The guy is a black man from Nigeria and is wearing the colorful ceremonial garb from his native land. The bartender says, “What an exquisite creature! Where did you get it?” “Africa,” replies the parrot.
Are you the Center Of Disease Control? Cuz theres nothing flat about your curves.(seriously we have a real problem this virus is getting worse)
A bear walks into a restaurant. He tells his waiter, "I want a grilled …. cheese." The waiter says, "What's with the pause?" "Whaddya mean?" the bear replies. "I'm a *bear*!"
I just came back from a coworker's funeral who died when he was hit on the head by a tennis ball.. It was a lovely service..
I hope someone comes across this distress signal Damn it, I used the wrong flare
What do you call an ISIS member who owns 6 goats? A pimp
How do you fix a bottle of vodka? Turn it Smirnoff and on again.
Why did it take the police so long to show up to Capitol Hill today? Because they had to go home and change first.
Why can't the man ghost have babies? Because he has a Hallo-weenie (Maybe leave this one until the kids aren't around!)
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!