The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
[NSFW] I met a girl called Michelle at a bar... Her: Hi, I am Michelle Me: I am Donaldson, but people sometimes call me Dick.Her: How do you get Dick from Donaldson?Me: You ask nicely.
Little Johnny was sitting on the porch with his sister He said, "Look, there's a quarter in the street!"His sister jumped up and ran into the street to get the money and was promptly squashed by a truck. And Little Johnny just laughed and laughed, because he knew it was only a nickel.
If Trump had been editor of the Sun, "Virginia" would have received a much different answer... No.
I once saw this guy walking down the road with a 15ft piece of fibre glass. I asked him "Are you a Pole Vaulter?" He answered "Nein, I'm a German, but how did you know my name was Walther?"
Internet arguments are like connect four but you only have three pieces
If the Klu Klux Klan leaders are wizards, why don't they cast a spell to kill all those that oppose them? I guess it's because they don't have access to black magic...
I went to Dunkin Donuts and ordered 4 blueberry donuts and the cashier asked if I wanna box.... ...I've been banned for life from that shop.
Dr: "I have some good news and some bad news Spiderman. The good news is that the constant tingling sensation isn't your Spidey sense warning you of some huge, impending calamity!" "What's the bad news Doc?""Well son, what do you know about genital herpes?"
What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans? Plot Holders.
When I was 6 I found out I had a life threathening disease. I had to cover myself in urine once a day to stay alive I am just lucky my brother told me about it
Baby eagle in his nest sees a fighter jet passing overhead. Amazed at the speed, he turns to mamma and asks, "Why can't we fly so fast?" Mamma: "You would too my son, if your ass was on fire."
What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common? They don't want to pay for mods.
A racist and a sexual predator walk into a Virginia bar The whole bar screams “Welcome Governors”!
Got arrested by cops for celebrating earth day and switching off all plugs Shouldn't have done it in a hospital i guess
Why do dogs float in water? Because they are good buoys.