The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
What did Obi-wan say to Luke when he saw him struggling with the chopsticks? Use the fork, Luke.
Aliens refuse to visit Earth because they've looked up our solar system... and it has a 1-star rating.
I'm gonna lose my mind if someone says they cant breathe or talk wearing a face mask I had a girl in my basement for seven months wearing a ball gag and she's fine
An ice cream parlor has been arrested for drug trafficking in my neighborhood This was yesterday and still cannot believe it. I have been his client most of my life and would never had imagined he sold ice cream
What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese chick? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
What is Robert Kraft's favorite football play? The rub and tug in the end zone.
What do ISIS and little miss muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their wayCredit to /u/MolecularAnthony
What do you call an illegal immigrant living in Sweden? An artificial Swedener
What did I do when a terrorist attacked? Iran
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn't too sure about that but I could do a wicked "Bohemian Rhapsody."
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.