The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.