The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What does a survivor of the Food Onomatopoeia war get? Nom flashbacks.I know I'm getting reported for this one, but you know you like them. Upvote this you cowards.
‘Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?’ ‘Yes, of course…’‘Great! I never could before!’
One crab to another crab I think I have lobsters
Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve? There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
When does an increase in degrees not lead to warmer temperatures? When you get your Masters in Art History, but you still can't pay the heating bill
A Catholic, a woman of color, a doctor, a Jew, and a rescue dog walk into the White House... This is where the joke already left.
Robert Kraft doesn't always have a use for massage parlors. But sometimes they come in handy.
What does a cyclone, flood, fire and a woman have in common? Sooner or later one of em will get your house....
Congress announced today they would be removing all crime lab budgets from the state of Alabama Because crimes can’t be solved there since everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.
In an interview yesterday, Texas Governor Rick Perry stood by his recent comments in which he compared homosexuality to alcoholism. Perry further explained the similarities between the two by saying, “They are both things I experimented with while in college and both resulted in my liver taking a pounding.”
A blonde was attempting to swim across the English channel. But she got tired halfway, and swam back.
Did you hear about the streaker that ran up to three nuns? The first one had a stroke.The second one had a stroke. And the third one didn't touch him at all.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.