The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.'
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)