The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
I got super freaked out when I saw 2 dead bodies hanging in my closet I was relieved when I remembered I had just installed a mirror in there.
The stereotype of gta players using hookers to heal and shooting them to get money back is ridiculous You’re supposed to just call an ambulance and shot the driver, it’s much more efficient!
We did it Reddit! For ONE GLORIOUS DAY, people of the world will put aside their differences! There'll be no hunger, no pain, no suffering! No war, no fighting! Peace will embrace us like a warm blanket! Sickness and disease will cease! So please welcome this momentous occasion.... February 30, 2021
The rainforest cafe is getting to realistic I was just sitting there enjoying my chicken tenders when a bulldozer destroyed 30% of the cafe
My thoughts and prayers go out for the Queen I heard she was a massive DMX fan
What are epileptic ghosts made of? Ectospasm
Rolf Harris called the prison governor over to see his latest work of art, a dusk scene of the Aussie outback with kangaroo, leaping its way toward two aboriginal huntsmen hiding behind a rockpile. The governor took one look and announced "That's shit, that is.""I know." Replied Rolf. "But if you'd let me have paints..."
What is the scientific name of a Weeping Willow? Mourning Wood