The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Why did Kermit The Frog lift off a manhole cover and dive in? He was kermitting sewercide.
My parents read the book I was writing. They said the main character wasn't likeable. It was an autobiography…
I think everyone is wrong about President Bolsonaro of Brazil. The man's obviously a deeply committed environmentalist... After all, wiping out a sizable part of your population is a great way to save the rain forests.
A man walks up to the information desk at a mall and says, “I seem to have lost my kids. Can I make an announcement on the PA system?” Mall guy: Oh sure.Man, grabbing the mike: I’m vegan.
Me and my buddy Terrell went down to the library. Me and my buddy Terrell went down to the local library the other day.He said, "I wonder if the have any colored printers."I replied, "Geeze, Terrell, it's 2021, use whatever printer you want."