The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My wife and I had a pillow fight. The stupid police arrested me saying the term is called ‘smothering’.
What did the male digital signal ask a female digital signal? Do you do ANALog?
It dawned on me in the shower that my ex gf must be related to hurricane Dorian. You've been waiting for them to come but they just keep gyrating until they exhaust themselves. The worst though is when you see the video of them ravaging and gushing all over their previous fling, leaving you feeling completely inadequate and devastated.
Here's a tip:Don't say 'yes' to drugs! Also, don't say 'no' to drugs!Seriously, don't talk to them.
Did you know that wombats are capable of complex mathematical operations? They can cube the number 2.
I saw a lady at the bank checking her balance so I pushed her over.
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
What do you call a mom who turns into a dad? Transparent.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!'
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? 'Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.'
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
Dad: I named you after my father. After my father: I know
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.