The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Pennsylvania and New Jersey changed their state mottos today in order to cut their highway budgets. Now they both proudly display "Road Work Ahead. Expect Delays" on their welcome signs to better reflect the status of their roadways.
A man is walking through the woods and comes across a talking frog ... "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a princess," the frog tells him.The man picks the frog up and puts her in his pocket."Wait, wait, aren't you going to kiss me?" asks the frog. "I'm a princess!"The man shrugs. "I'd rather have a talking frog."
How do vampires start their letters? Tomb it may concern.
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn't fit! What a huge waist!
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?' 'Walking. JK! Rowling.'
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.