The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat? Lucky Charms.
What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!