The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
A bank in my city recently caught fire and burned down Iv never seen that much toasted bread before
Visitor: My favorite part of the zoo is the cage that says 'World's most dangerous animal' and it's just a mirror in it Zookeeper: Yup, thought-provoking stuff. \*Whispering into phone\* The leopard's escaped again
I got sick in a small hotel in Madrid. I called to the front desk and they said they had a doctor on staff. After he made me feel better, I told him I was amazed such a small place had a doctor. He nodded and said: "No one expects te spanish inn physician. "
Roses are red, Violets are glorious Don't sneak up on,Oscar Pristorius
If you made a corn labyrinth in the likeness of a deceased television pitchman... You'd have a Billy Mays maize maze.
People say smoking will give you diseases But how can they say that when it cures salmon!! (Lol im a smoking chef and when i heard this joke I coughed my lungs like i have the rona. Had to post it )
I went to visit my wife in hospital, and took her flowers. My girlfriend will love them.
"Your kitten killed our Rottweiler." "I'm sorry?" "I said your kitten killed our Rottweiler!" "My cute little kitten? I can't believe it. How?" "He choked on it."
What's the difference between Taxes and Texas? Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
Caller: Hello, 911, my friend collapsed, we need an ambulance. 911: What is your location? Caller: Peotone St. at Charlevoix911: Can you spell that?Caller: Look, I'll drag him to 3rd and Oak - send the ambulance there.
We're getting 5 inches of snow tonight 6.5 inches if it's male meteorologist that forecasts.
Two friends met after a long time. First one said: my wife is an angle. Second one replied: You are very lucky man. Mine is still alive.
How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.