The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What did methane say on reacting with oxygen in presence of m2o3? That's the wrong hole that's the wrong holeContext: CH4 + O2 ( in presence of Mo2O3)-->hcho(meth-anal)
LPT: In light of Hurricane Michael, remember to always look out for yourself. As they say: There's no 'I' in Team... But there is an Eye in Hurricane.
MTV turns 40 this year. Thanks for 14 years of music.
New name for weight loss pills Pills of mass destruction!
Why won't the US change over to the Metric system? Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.
Husband - My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home... *Police Sergeant*:What is her height?*Husband*:Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.*Sergeant*:Colour of eyes?*Husband*:Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.*Sergeant*:Colour of hair?*Husband*:Changes a couple times a ... read more
What is the Department of Veterans Affairs in China called? VAChina.
I was playing the squeeze box and a policeman told me to stop, so I acted accordioningly. \*boom tish\*
My parents laughed when I out-joked my dad. My mother called my father a joke, and my dad said, "Not as much of a joke as our kid." They both started laughing.
I don't get why people think "War and Peace" is a tough read. It's only 3 words.
A woman has just given birth to her child. The doctor holds the newborn child at both feet, upside down, then slams it three times on the wall. The mother is shocked! The doctor consoles: «April fools! Was already dead!»
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.