The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why did the crab cross the road? It didn't. It used the sidewalk.(This was a joke my teacher made)
What's Michelle's favourite vegetable? Barackoli(I'm sorry I'll leave now...)
A beggar walked up to me and said, I haven't eaten anything for days. I just looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower"
If you re bored during lock down try finally learning the difference between your and you're. Their, I finally said it.
My friend fell off his motorcycle He has brain damage and two broken arms. Why the fuck would anyone let him try to ride in that condition is beyond me...
I'm thinking about starting a donation website for men who can't afford Viagra I was going to call it "Dick starter"
What happened to the conductor when half the cello section called in sick before a concert? He had to resort to excessive violins.
Do you know why twins are sexual deviants? They cum in pears.
50 shades of grey broke a lot of box office records for R-rated movies… Well first it tied them, then it beat them.
How do you stop a fight between 2 blind people? You scream: “I bet 10 dollars on the guy with the knife!”
I was just reading a great book saying that if a company does anything unethical, people will stop supporting it and it'll go out of business. Here's the Amazon link to it!
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards? Because they use a strongly typed language.
On Monday, Hitler told 1 lie. On Tuesday, he again told 1 lie.On Wednesday, he told 2 lies.On Thursday, 3.On Friday, 5.On Saturday, 8.And on Sunday, Hitler told 13 lies.That is the fibber-Nazi sequence.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.