The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
What do you call a pile of coins in the rain? Climate change
Why is it a bad idea to flush old wooden Dutch shoes down a toilet? It would start Clogging up
Woman: They just turned the local cemetery into a golf course... Man: Well, someone's going to be six under!
The scariest punchline to a long-running joke: "Welcome to the Oval Office, President Trump!"
When you're on the Oregon Trail don't make fun of Terrance, or he might kill you. You don't want to die of dissin' Terry.