The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?