The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!

Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.

I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.

I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.

I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.

Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.

What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.

My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, "That makes two of us."

I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!

RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.