The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.