The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
What religion are crows? Birddism.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.