The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Alexa, where's my dad? Alexa-Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.Young Boy-Ha, got ya Alexa ! My Dad is sitting here right next to me.Alexa-Your mothers husband is sitting here right next to you. Your Dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office. He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "I’m having a baby." With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She answered, "He sure is." Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby." With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked:Then why did you eat him?”
Fat shaming is wrong. They have enough on their plate already.
Why is Robert Pattison so pale? There's no sunlight in the closet.
Newton pushed against our understanding of science and math But science and math pushed back
I called my dad from the shop saying I’d forgotten what orange juice he asked for. “Concentrate” he said, but I still couldn’t remember!
Which one doesn't belong: eggs, your wife, or a blow job? The blow job. You can beat your eggs and your wife but you can't beat a blow job.
Why are most weather forecasters men? Because when they promise a foot, you know you're only getting three inches.
I got in a fight with a guy in a wheel chair the other day He won't be walking for weeks
We should send all of Earth's politicians to colonize Mars. All that hot air would make it habitible quickly!
Steven Yeun makes Oscars history as first Asian American to be nominated for best actor. Which is honestly disheartening because there are so many Asian American actors in the past who had performances that deserved best actor. Like Mickey Rooney in "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players… The servers are currently down...
I told my wife I'd never leave her unless aliens came to take me. It has taken 30 years but I finally have enough for Industrial Light and Magic to do an alien abduction scene.
I begged a judge to let me off jury duty because of my job, but he insisted that my company can do just fine without me for a few days. But that's exactly what I don't want them to figure out.
What does Lucifer eat for breakfast? Deviled eggs.