The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Roses are red, Violets are blue Hitler blew an 11 country lead during World War 2
Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...? Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.
I came up with my New Year’s resolution. I will be more of an optimist But I know that won’t happen. Something will go wrong, and I’ll fail.
Coronavirus came from Wuhan but it isn't the only disease to come from China There's also the Wu Ping cough.
Trump explodes in anger as he's refused entry to nativity scene Proof once and for all that he's unstable
China Online What do you call a Chinese man with a slow internet connection?Lo Ding
I ate a kid's meal at the McDonald's today. The parents called the manager.
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His drill slipped.
I once hired a beggar for my business I once owned a little cafe. This beggar always stands in front of my door. Out of the goodness of my heart, I hired him. I taught him how to use the power juicer. He could never get it right. And that's when it hit me. Beggars can't be juicers.
I was once photographed out partying whilst drunk, drugged up and looking very much worse for wear. The news media got hold of it and my picture was splashed across the tabloid papers with the headline "The Terrifying Effects of Substance Abuse". When I first saw it, I went home and had a long hard look at myself in The Mirror. And then in The Sun, The Daily Star and The Tribune. I thought to myself "Now that's fucking Rock 'n' Roll"
6.9 is my worst and least favorite number That is because it is 69 that was ruined by a period
Why did the potato cough up blood? Because it had tuber-culosis
What do you call a health conscious cannibal? A humanitarian
I saw a duck mating a pillow the other day... I guess it was DTF
Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist? Because you will get Jurasskicked.