The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
How do you weigh a millennial? In Instagrams.
A friend of mine didn't pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions. Can’t say I’m suprised.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.'
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
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