The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
I failed my driving test today. The instructor asked me, “What do you do at a red light?” I said, “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.