The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Did you know the oval office is full of money? There's a wad of bill's under the desk
What's the difference between Taxes and Texas? Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
In honor of the other math joke I saw on the front page A mountain climber is climbing a mountain from the bottom along it’s only path. A mosquito starts at the top and follows the path downwards. Where do the two meet?Nowhere. You can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
"NSFW" Peter Paul took Peppermint Patty behind the Powerhouse and stuck his Butterfinger up her Cherry Bing. She let out a Snicker.Nine Mounds later she had a Baby Ruth.
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he.
My local library refuses to stock how-to books about suicide. They used to, but the decent ones were never returned.
Fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people? Just switch off the light!
My girlfriend got her period in the middle of February. I guess that makes her My Bloody Valentine.
Why didn’t the castle cut the grass It was already moat.
Husband on second day of marriage... ...goes to the beautician who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box.She opened the box with great happiness and was depressed to see a Nokia 1100. Husband smiled and said' same feeling '
A few days ago, my friend compared me to a Happy Meal, Her reasoning was that i'm cute and a bundle of happiness. I thought that that was interesting, because I also cum with a toy.
I looked out of my window this morning and saw my dad slumped over the lawnmower crying, I said to my mum "what's wrong with dad?" "He's going through a rough patch" she said...
11:45 Arrive at the crime scene 11:45 Examine body, signs of a struggle 11:45 Found murder weapon in storm drain 11:45 Realize watch is broken
Recently a wine aged in space was put up for sale I wanted to buy it, but the price was astronomical.
We're getting 5 inches of snow tonight 6.5 inches if it's male meteorologist that forecasts.