The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was acci-dental.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
“Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”