The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
3D printers are now printing guns... That’s nothing though. I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
Policeman: why do you keep beating your wife?? Me: I think it's the weight difference, the longer reach, and superior footwork
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
Swords will never go obsolete. They're cutting edge technology.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.